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Total Medals Earned: 100 (From 26 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,005 Points

Relive Your Life

Medals Earned: 9/32 (90/500 points)

Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman 10 Points

Yogurt.

Dressing in Drag 10 Points

Rambo is quite the prankster!

Extra! Extra! 10 Points

Check out any of the external links

I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. 10 Points

But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)

Mee-Yow! 10 Points

A WILD CatFight ensues!

Mutually Assured Destruction 10 Points

Everything dies and it's all your fault.

My Hero. 10 Points

No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.

The Man Who Owns Time 10 Points

"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."

Ultimate Velocity Five! 10 Points

You become Saint Awesome!

100 MPH Spank! 10 Points

Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!

30 Rock Date 10 Points

TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!

Big Mouth 10 Points

Because bragging gets you nowhere.

Blind Runner 10 Points

Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.

Daytime TV Trio! 10 Points

Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!

Dead Mutant Baby 10 Points

Death snagged you so young!

FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points

Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.

Hellfire Injection 10 Points

Time paid life's bill.

Hide 'n Seek 10 Points

He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!

HomeRun! 10 Points

Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?

Human Appliance 10 Points

Science is bad, M'kay?

Love at First Fight 10 Points

Your sister figures out love the hard way.

Meet Joe Black 10 Points

This was hilarious to animate :)

Nice Save! 10 Points

Obviously she's a keeper!

Puppy Love 10 Points

Like OMG, Totes jelly.

Self Consumed Donut 10 Points

Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT

Shoop Da Whoop! 10 Points

Imma firin mah lazor!!!

Tails Never Fails 10 Points

A classic for bidding!

The Amazing Quadrupede! 10 Points

You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!

The Dr. Phil Tango 10 Points

You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.

The Naked Mile 10 Points

If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.

GODLIKE! 100 Points

You shake hands with the Almighty himself!

Lives Worth Living! 100 Points

You found all 29 different endings!

Spike - A Love Story

Medals Earned: 7/14 (45/290 points)

Beyond Words 5 Points

Cut Off a Conversation

Centerpieces 5 Points

A Nice Center Smash

Droppin' Ten 5 Points

Ten Crush-Hugs

Easy Fiver 5 Points

Five Love Taps

Just Barely 5 Points

Far Right Smoosh

Quickie 10 Points

Far Left Hit

Teen Angst 10 Points

Fifteen Gory Love Lunges

Comedic Timing 10 Points

You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!

You Will Survive 10 Points

20 Hits in Survival

A Perfect Love 25 Points

Perfect Score in Story Mode

Blackjack 25 Points

21 Spikey Embraces

Superior Smoosher 25 Points

30 Hits in Survival

The Crusher 50 Points

40 Hits in Survival

MASTER SMASHER 100 Points

50 Hits in Survival

Spike: A Love Story Too

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/250 points)

Rebound 5 Points

You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.

Morning 5 Points

You made it through the morning shift!

Afternoon 5 Points

You're over the hump!

End of the Day 10 Points

You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.

Survived Five 5 Points

You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.

Ten Down 10 Points

You're getting up there!

Twenty is Plenty 50 Points

You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.

Dummy Challenge 50 Points

You got mad points with little to work with!

Security is Nice 50 Points

You completed employment mode with 100% security!

Six Pointer 10 Points

You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!

Keep on Smashing 25 Points

You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!

Don't Talk to the Monsters 25 Points

Perfect in the monster challenge

Stamper's Quest For Fags

Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/200 points)

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Occasional Smoker 10 Points

Score 50 points in easy mode.

2 pack-a-day 25 Points

Score 50 points in medium mode.

Chain Smoker 50 Points

Score 50 points in advanced mode.

Full-Time Addict 100 Points

Score 100 points in nightmare mode.

Street Fighter Collab

Medals Earned: 8/8 (375/375 points)

Domestic Violence 25 Points

X marks the spot!

Tiger Nipples 25 Points

Give 'em a pinch!

Tiger Uppercut 25 Points

Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!

Turtles 25 Points

Nobody likes a turtle!

Yodelay-hee-hoo! 25 Points

Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!

Ono Boners 50 Points

Oh Ono!

Bloodshot 100 Points

Watch the whole thing without skipping.

Egg Hunter 100 Points

Find all the secret movies!

Super Mario BP Oil Spill

Medals Earned: 3/11 (25/285 points)

FISHY ASSIST 5 Points

Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.

SUCKER 10 Points

Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.

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GLUG GLUG 10 Points

Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.

BLOW ME 25 Points

Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.

MINE YOUR BUSINESS 25 Points

Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.

OCEAN DEFENDER 25 Points

Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.

TORPEDO TERROR 25 Points

Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.

AQUAMAN 50 Points

Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.

EMPLOYEE MERCY 50 Points

Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.

HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER 50 Points

Kill at least five submarines in a single game.

Super Ryucopter

Medals Earned: 2/3 (110/160 points)

quit spamming ya buttmunch 10 Points

throw 100 hadoukens

Secret Medal ????? Points

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I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR A BEATING 50 Points

defeat all large enemies

Tax Time!

Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)

Burn Baby Burn! 10 Points

Forgo your worldly posessions.

Stick it to the Man! 25 Points

Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.

Auto Recall 50 Points

Send a Lexus back to the shop.

The Best Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)

Good Decision 5 Points

Decide to play the game.

Disco Inferno 10 Points

Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.

Impatient 10 Points

Try to bribe Big Frank too early.

Table Groper 10 Points

Try to grab all the tables.

Carpet Thief 25 Points

Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.

Chatterbox 25 Points

Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.

Oblivious 25 Points

Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.

Dead 50 Points

Figure out the only way to die in the game.

Workaholic 50 Points

Finish the game in under 2 minutes.

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The Room Tribute

Medals Earned: 3/16 (60/495 points)

The Johnny 10 Points

Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.

Pusher 25 Points

Push the hardest.

Runner 25 Points

Win the race.

Nastwich 10 Points

Make a nasty sandwich.

Best Friend 25 Points

Best your friend.

Bookworm 25 Points

Read EVERYTHING.

Bugged 25 Points

Record EVERYTHING (and listen).

Destroyer 25 Points

Smash EVERYTHING.

Payback 25 Points

It's a bitch.

Rainmaker 25 Points

Make it rain!

The Room 25 Points

Find it.

Perfect Drug 50 Points

Take down Chris R in three rounds.

Quarterback 50 Points

Make a perfect pass every time.

Receiver 50 Points

Catch the ball every time.

The Machine 50 Points

Activate it.

Unsee 50 Points

See everything you shouldn't see.